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Mindy in the Rose Garden - Carolyn Crowell
Of Beef and Fire - Carl Foster
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Egg - Christina Murphy


 
 
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Around the League with Paul Lander
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The International Car Forest of the Last Church
by Chad Sorg   
Chad Sorg is an artist from Nevada. This is the tale of how he became involved with an art project called The International Car Forest of the Last Church, painting cars that stick out of the ground like giant totems in the rural Nevada desert. And of course, there are some really cool pictures.
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E! Entertainment & Wilson School of Government Announce Prime Time Special “U.S Cabinet Members: Hotties And Not-ties
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