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Frank Lee Speaking and Michael McStokes

Welcome to Slurve's Political Theatre. I'm Michael McStokes, your starting right fielder. 

Stadium.  Frank Lee Speaking, starting left fielder. 

Coverage. Noah Veil was our center fielder, but we lost him during the occupation of Slurve, and there just don't seem to be any good center fielders anymore.

Such as it were. We've decided to forego a center fielder.

With all the spending cuts, we needed to eliminate a position anyway, so now we're just hoping no one hits the ball there.

And we're both pretty quick, so we're not worried about the gaping hole in center field.

I'll be covering right field from Atlanta. (Go Braves!)

And I'll be covering left field from Los Angeles. (Go Dodgers!)

We'll be shouting across the country at each other, trying to find things we can agree on, and figure out why there's such a shortage of center fielders.

H
ey, watch out for that political football!

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Slurve Magazine (c) 2010

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