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In the late teens and 20s Charlie Chaplin’s Little Tramp character made us embrace the look even further. It was a great time to have tiny little facial hair.
Despite the attempts by these few gentlemen, the Hitler remains much more prevalent as a shaving style for female naughty bits than something above the lips of men.
Charles Barkley called Jordan’s moustache “stupid.” Well, you know what, Sir Charles? Win a championship and drive sober for a change. Then you can criticize Michael, a man so famous he can be mentioned by his first name only, even when that name’s been the most popular one in the U.S. since labout 1950.