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The Commish
Publisher & CEO
 
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He may have played tee ball for the Angels, but don't let the innocent look fool you--The Commish has enough grit to fill a major league stadium several times over. Known as the brains behind Slurve because of the way he wears his hat, Slurve's co-founder has become the team's ace pitcher, and is just waiting for that multi-million dollar contract. If The Commish has one weakness, it's being six, making him prone to the occasional tantrum, which generally manifests itself in bouts of raging idealism.
The Skipper
Benevolent Dictator

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When The Skipper and The Commish decided to start an arts and culture review back in '06, it was The Skipper who suggested Slurve turning what might have otherwise been an ordinary publication into one that puts a humorous spin on sports and pop culture, yet still provides insightful commentary on important social issues. Known for his hot and cold streaks, the Skipper's tenure at Slurve has been a rocky one, though he knows how to bring in the big hitters, and always comes through in the clutch.
 
Michael Gentilucci
 General Manager
 
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Someone's got to keep the adults in line, and since Mike still thinks he's s 12, the kids decided to put him in charge. He played baseball until he was 13, when he hung up his hat and jersey for a pair of goggles and a speedo.  After brief stints at Harvard (1999-2003) and the Entertainment Industry Foundation (2003-2009), he now works as a writer, editor, and development strategist, and does his best to build a major league publication in his spare time. 
 
Slurve Magazine (c) 2010

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